It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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