So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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