you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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