Christians are straight up FREAKS
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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