it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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