I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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