Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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