Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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