Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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