she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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