u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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