ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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