When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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