Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so explain again why im purple
no
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
