I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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