it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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