Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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