forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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