last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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