a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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