her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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