I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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