If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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