tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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