Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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