This girl is more easily done than said...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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