i just google imaged poop.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
