Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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