OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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