I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Randomize
