glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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