can u get pink eye on your cock?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
