Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
