: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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