he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I need to calm my uterus...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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