How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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