Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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