The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
ok first of all what the fuck
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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