problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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