Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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