CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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