this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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