Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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