I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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