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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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