But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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