yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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