Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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