Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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