dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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