living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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