So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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