mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
tell me about the eggs
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