My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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